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"Be prepared. You're up against far more that you can handle on your own. Take all the help you can get, every weapon God has issued, so that when it's all over but the shouting you'll still be on your feet." - Paul (Eph 6:13 MSG)
Bart sneaks out of the house to attend a forbidden rap concert. When Marge and Homer discover he is missing, Bart fakes his own kidnapping to prevent being grounded. It is up to Springfield’s finest to save him. Of course, no one has any faith in bumbling police Chief Clancy Wiggum. Inspired by an apparition of Barney Fife, Wiggum vows to rescue Bart. Meanwhile, Bart is hiding out in Kirk Van Houten’s bachelor pad unbeknownst to Kirk. Wiggum cracks the case, Bart is rescued, and Kirk wrongfully goes to jail. Wiggum is promoted to Police Commissioner and Kirk becomes a lady’s man among the felon-loving singles of Springfield. Lisa searches for the truth and discovers that the kidnapping was all a hoax and everyone goes back as it was before.Seems harmless enough. What the guide doesn't tell you is that everyone except Lisa is fine with the lie. When Bart, Homer, Wiggum, and Kirk are caught in their lies they... throw a party! Everything is ok. No lesson learned, no sappy music. Just Homer cannonballing into the pool.
In mant towns in India, Daltis are not allowed to draw water from a well. They must go to the well to beg for a higher caste person to share, and often no one does. Hinduism tells them they are worthless, with no hope for change, and the caste system only reinforces these lies. So, when they hear the truth about God- that He loves them. He made them in His image, and that Jesus came to die so they could be with him- they are overcome. In John 4, Jesus breaks social taboos and drinks after the samaritian womanbat the well and then he offers her the living water, "A well of water springing up into everlasting life." At first, this may seem like a call for social justice and as followers of Christ we are commanded to look after the poor and weak, but in the end, it is a call to evangelism. We are bearers of the well that will never run dry.. Will we share the well?This is taken from the liner notes of Share the Well the latest album from Caedmon's Call. Lately, I have felt a little dry. A little crusty. It takes a reminder like this to realize that in the midst of the desert I have access to the healing spring, Jesus Christ. Today's post is dedicated to those who feel like they can no longer press on; To those youth ministers and teachers who rarely (if ever) witness the fruits of their labor. Keep Sharing!!!
"Q: I'm a 5th grader doing a science fair project: Is the iPod's shuffle mode truly random? Can you tell me if the iPod's shuffle feature uses random or pseudo-random number selection? Do you believe your iPod gets to 'know' what people like or dislike? - PaulOh well, I guy can still pretend can't he?
A: The iPod's shuffle mode works as follows: when you start playing music in this mode, the iPod shuffles all your tracks (much like a deck of cards) and creates an internal list for your library (or for a selected playlist, genre, artist, etc.). It then plays the songs in this order until it reaches the end of the list.
The next time you turn on shuffle mode, the iPod does the same thing. If you listen to 20 songs one day, then listen to another 20 songs the next day, it is possible that one or more of the first 20 songs will come up in the second set of 20. Random playback means that each time you start playing the iPod in shuffle mode the songs are mixed up; therefore, each song has an equal probability of coming first in the list, second, third, and so on.
There is a difference between this shuffle mode and true random playback, however. The shuffle mode creates a list of songs and plays them in that order; random playback would give each song an equal probability of coming up next, which would lead to some songs coming up several times in continuous play.
As long as you keep your iPod playing in shuffle mode (without syncing it, playing other albums or playlists, or doing something that stops the shuffle play), you'll hear every song on your iPod once, and only once, until it gets to the end of the list.
And, no, your iPod probably doesn't get to know what you like, unless you use the rating feature or an iTunes Smart Playlist based on your most frequently played songs."
U2 has announced the dates and cities it will play when the Vertigo Tour returns to North America this fall for its 3rd leg. The 3rd leg will begin in Toronto in mid-September and continue almost until Christmas with a final show in Portland.
September 12: Toronto, Air Canada Centre
September 14: Toronto, Air Canada Centre
September 20: Chicago, United Center
September 21: Chicago, United Center
September 23: Minneapolis, Target Center
September 25: Milwaukee, Bradley Center
October 3: Boston, Fleet Center
October 4: Boston, Fleet Center
October 7: New York, Madison Square Garden
October 8: New York, Madison Square Garden
October 10: New York, Madison Square Garden
October 16: Philadelphia, Wachovia Center
October 17: Philadelphia, Wachovia Center
October 19: Washington, DC, MCI Center
October 20: Washington, DC, MCI Center
October 22: Pittsburgh, Mellon Arena
October 24: Detroit, Palace of Auburn Hills
October 28: Houston, Toyota Center
October 29: Dallas, American Airlines Arena
November 1: Los Angeles, Staples Center
November 2: Los Angeles, Staples Center
November 13: Miami, American Airlines Arena
November 16: Tampa, St. Pete Times Forum
November 18: Atlanta, Philips Arena
November 25: Ottawa, Corel Centre
November 26: Montreal, Bell Centre
December 7: Hartford, Civic Center
December 9: Buffalo, HSBC Arena
December 10: Cleveland, Gund Arena
December 14: St. Louis, Savvis Center
December 15: Omaha, Qwest Center
December 17: Salt Lake City, Delta Center
December 19: Portland, Rose Garden